By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.
Golf is a lot
like taxes--you drive hard to get to the green and then
wind up in the
hole.
One of the quickest
ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball
on a golf course
Funny, isn't
it? men blame fate for other accidents, but feel
personally responsible when they
make a hole in one
"I see where
a Russian says he has invented a game which closely
resembles golf."
"That must be
the game my husband has been playing for years."
"I'd move heaven
and earth to be able to break 100 on the course,"
signed
Mac, the golfer.
"Try heaven,"
advised the caddie. "You've already moved most of the
earth."
A businessman's wife berated him on account of his devotion to the
links. "If you keep spending so much time playing golf," she nagged, "you won't
have anything set aside for a rainy day."
"I won't, hey?" he replied. "My desk is loaded with work I've got
put aside for
a rainy day."
A woman was bemoaning the fact that her husband had left her for the
sixth time.
"Never mind," consoled the neighbor. "He'll be back again."
"Not this time," sobbed the wife. "He's taken his golf clubs this
time."
